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I white cargo or cube van that transvestites drive around in. Often with a mattress in the back, they are know to park in parks at night and have gay sex in the back.

Not to be confused with Creeper Van's, the Anus van normally has two or men in it, one often dressed as a woman.
On the other side of the park, the anusvan is a rocking, don't go a knocking.
by DroopyNuts69 January 05, 2019
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
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by Andikun November 06, 2007
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