A common alement from fucking an anthill. Then then are spread from host to host during intercourse via ejaculation.
Blood, globs of semen, ant carcasses are signs of dick ants.
A common case was on 4chans section called /b/ or random where anonymous posted asking for help. The post indicated he knew nothing about dick ants.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).