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Antonious
I hairy monkey that likes to play soccer and thinks his the best with his horrible mullet.
He also has one of the biggest noses in the earth even bigger then Jews
He also has one of the biggest noses in the earth even bigger then Jews
Antonious by Bignosemonkey April 13, 2022
Antonio browned
Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!
Antonio browned by Saints4life September 8, 2014
antonio fernandez carriedo
A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!
antonio fernandez carriedo by Bella Vargas December 23, 2014
Antonio
Antonio also referred to as Tony is the most amazingly extraordinary person you will ever come across if your even lucky enough to meet one. Tony is super outgoing but can be shy at times once you get to know him he’ll make you laugh til you cry. Antonio is the greatest most best friend anyone could ever ask for, He will be your shoulder to cry, never leave you hanging, and will be there for you no matter what. He will treat the girl he loves like a Princess and if you happen to be the one he falls for let me just say you are single handily the luckiest Girl in the universe. You will fall in love with his overwhelming and heart-stopping personality There’s no argument about it. His Beautiful Brown eyes are breathtaking.. will make the earth stop spinning you’ll get lost in them, The truth is you’ll be able to stare into them for an eternity. If you ever have the chance to say hi or befriend an Antonio don’t blow it.. Because he truly is stunningly perfect.. His Charm will put you under a Spell.. He’ll Change your Life, Forever
San Antonio Breakfast Salad
When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
San Antonio Breakfast Salad by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
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