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Antonia Timmens 

A recurring MadTV character played by Nicole Sullivan. She was defined by her noticable lisp and her catchphrases "okay," "yes," "it is possible" and "I don't know."

Her sketches generally revolved around a task she is assigned, and that she fails to complete due to her miscomprehension. Many of her sketches also feature Phil LaMarr as somebody troubled by her.
1. Did you see that Antonia Timmens skit? It was hilarious!

2. "Your name is Antonia Timmens?"
"Yes"
"And you want to work as a cashier?"
"...Okey."
"Do you have any experience as a cashier?"
"I don't know.."
Antonia Timmens by Asellus Primus October 23, 2009

antonio tarver 

Professional Boxer
Known as the only man who knocked out Roy Jones jr when roy made the mistake of moving back down to light heavyweight after his win over john ruiz in heavyweight.

He started boxing late in his career (in 2001).

Tarver received his first world title shot, when he faced former world champion Montel Griffin for the IBF and WBC world light-heavyweight titles that had been vacated by Roy Jones Jr., who had gone on to beat John Ruiz for the WBA world heavyweight title the previous month. After dropping Griffin in both of the first two rounds, Tarver was crowned world Light Heavyweight champion after winning a unanimous decision.

He eventually lost to Bernard Hopkins
antonio tarver knocked out roy jones jr!!!
antonio tarver by Wilmer F March 2, 2008

Antonio/Tony 

An Antonio/Tony is the more stunning man you will ever lay your eyes on! He is never hard to miss as he has beautiful black hair with stunning almond brown eyes. Antonio is the type of guy you would want to take home to meet the family and definitely the type of guy you’d want to bring to your bed ;) There is no denying that Antonio/Tony is the most important person in the entire world who will never leave your mind no matter if you’re awake or sleeping!
That guy is so stunning,He must be an Antonio/Tony!

His eyes are beautiful he must be an Antonio/Tony!
Antonio/Tony is defined as a stunning charming man
Antonio/Tony by Kiwi Crusher March 22, 2021

Luis Antonio Perez the second 

The cutest thing ever :~)). Also, they give you rice.
Synonym: Tony
Luis Antonio Perez the second is soooo sweet and the cutest thing to exist in my eyes!

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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