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Anton Lavey 

Anton Lavey was the founder, not of the "first Church of Satan", but of the only Church of Satan, after this organisation was formed many people tried to emulate what he had done with such things as the "church of lucifer", If anyone is actually looking into Satanism the only website needed is www.churchofsatan.com

Hail Anton Lavey!
Hail Satan!
"There is a beast in man that needs to be excersised, not exorcised."
Anton Lavey by Valoch.D.M November 3, 2004
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Anton Lavey 

Anton Lavey is the founder of The Church Of Satan. The Teachings of The Church of Satan are a direct attack on that Brain Washing tool that all major religions use in this day and age, that you belong to god, and not yourself, that you should serve god, and not yourself. There is some criticism of Lavey, claiming him to be a lair, but the criticism have to be taken with a grain of salt since most, if not all criticism of Lavey is from his estranged daughter Zeena Schreck, whoses claims have never been backed up with any sort of evidence.
All other Religions are so oppressive, that is why I am grateful for Anton Lavey giving us The Church Of Satan.
Anton Lavey by Kazzy Mayhem August 17, 2006

Anton Lavey 

"The Black Pope"; founder of the Church of Satan in 1960 and author of many books on the subject, he has become an icon to disillusioned teenagers who hate their parents and their comfortable surburban life style.
Claimed to be a Lion-tamer, Police Photographer, descended from gypsies, witnessed occult Nazi rituals, and been giving it hard to Marilyn Monroe. All untrue; records show he as just some guy from Illinois.
Eyewitness accounts testify that LaVey just couldn't resist fresh-baked kitten.
Anton Lavey by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

anton szandor lavey 

Anton Szandor LaVey was born in 1930. He was the first person to introduce the ideas of indulgence into a religion, Satanism. It all started one night in the 1960's; LaVey shaved his head bald, and later wrote the Satanic Bible, among others. He gave many interviews and published many books before his death in 1997. He sparked a controversial way of life which has been misunderstood by most, but to Satanists, he remains an important man in religious history. And no, he never killed any children or did drugs.
"who's that weird bald guy?"
"that's Anton Szandor LaVey, the founder of Satanism"

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026