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Something that tastes so bitter, rancid, acrid, or otherwise revolting to the point that it is the diametrical opposite of candy.
My new medication is such anticandy that I can’t take it without gagging.
Anticandy by Wizardrous Writer January 3, 2025
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Anticancel 

An Anticancel is a person that talks and talks a lot without adding anything to the conversation. In forums, these people have exceptionally high post counts and tend to be loathed by the rest of the community.
1 "Hey I just got a new bike"
2 "Cool, is it nice?"
3 "I have a bicycle."
1 "Its meh. Seriously hard to steer."
3 "I haven't ridden on my bike for 3 years."
2 "Was your bike cheap by any chance? I've known someone who suffered the same, and his bike was cheap"
3 "My bike is expensive."
1 "I don't know if the bike was expensive, it was a birthday present. My parents didn't tell me. :S"
3 "My parents don't like me."
4 "Stfu n00b Anticancel."
Anticancel by Emperor_Jackal February 19, 2009

antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.
In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.
antivandal paint by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013

antirandom 

Someone or something opposed to random
That mother fucker is antirandom, let's stick a dildo in his eye.
antirandom by asdf May 20, 2003

antivandal 

Not allowing any destruction.
I love those old-time, cozy, antivandal towns.
antivandal by Seshie April 18, 2009

AntiFandom Forums

AntiFandom Forums (antifandom.org) is a shitty foodist UTTP site headed by UTTP General Kqlls and another guy called Rick
Did you see what they just posted on AntiFandom Forums?
AntiFandom Forums by SprateH July 24, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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