Her Friend: What Is It
Anti-Vaxx Karen: They Say Its -3,000, But I Know That's A Lie Because Professionals Said That's What My IQ Is, So It Must Be A Lie
A person who is ignorant and childish enough to risk their children's life by not vaccinating them because a satire news website said vaccines cause autism. That ignorant person also thinks the government controls google and uses it as an excuse for not finding reliable articles on this.
Anti Vaxx Mom: I'm anti vaxx because vaccines can cause autism.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.