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sex god

I need an ansen in my life.

ansen by lucy lu April 28, 2016

Words you can keep

Ansen

The boy of your dreams. He is cute, nice, and funny. He has his bad sides, but who doesn't? He will treat you like royalty and he is very loyal. If you ever get an Ansen, then keep him.

Allison: "Did you hear that ____ is dating Ansen now?!"
Person: "Wow, she's lucky, Ansen is a dream boy."

Ansen by Awhclqudz March 27, 2021

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Ansen

Ansen, usually accompanied by his loyal homosexual sidekick, Lifan Zeng, is a literal fuck machine. His alias while on the hunt for bitches to feast on is Lil Bit

Archit: Dayum chigga, you see Ansen with like 5 bitches last night?
Ankit: Yea, I did! And his sidekick, Lifan, was dicking down like 9 other starving Africans!
Niraj: DONT DP IN MY HOUSE

Ansen by Lil Bitty Titty February 12, 2018

Ansen

Ansen is the Ubermensch, the ultimate superior version of man. His vast grin betrays the vastness of his wisdom and goodwill to all of mankind. His wide eyes represent his true all-piercing sight. Nothing is beyond him, everyone is below him. He will establish his rightful fascist empire and all will salute his presence.

You walk slow, Ansen

- A foolish heretic

Ansen by Doll head collector September 26, 2022

dirty ansen

Someone who puts his penis in your ass fingers your Vagina but also feeds you a grilled cheese sandwich

Someone gave me a dirty Ansen and the grilled cheese was amazing

dirty ansen by Asely October 16, 2021

ansel elgort syndrome

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.

Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

ansel elgort syndrome by Brooklyn-Define-Define May 7, 2018

absent-minded

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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