Anonymously me 

the most amazing tumblr blog ever. Basically it's spilling your guts out online anonymously when you're like depressed or something and hoping there are people out there like you.

anonymouslyme.tumblr.com (She preaches the truth!!)

P1: OMG!! I totally agree with what this anon blog is saying!!
P2: Which one? anonymously me on tumblr?
P1: YEAH!

Anonymously me by MRSSTYLES January 1, 2013

Anonymously Me 

A·non·y·mous·ly Me

Proper Noun/Pronoun

An attempt to speak from a detached and un-opinionated dissociative perspective derived from holding and describing things from multiple perspectives held simultaneously. Simultaneously acknowledging that this is of course impossible and is inevitably reflective of the speakers personal experiences and knowledge as filtered through their genetic and environmentally influenced position at the time of the statement.

Origin:

a·non·y·mous

–adjective
1.
without any name acknowledged, as that of author, contributor, or the like: an anonymous letter to the editor; an anonymous donation.
2.
of unknown name; whose name is withheld: an anonymous author.
3.
lacking individuality, unique character, or distinction: an endless row of drab, anonymous houses.

me
–pronoun
1.
the objective case of I,  used as a direct or indirect object: They asked me to the party. Give me your hand.
2.
Informal . (used instead of the pronoun I  in the predicate after the verb to be ): It's me.
3.
Informal . (used instead of the pronoun my  before a gerund): Did you hear about me getting promoted?

He was explaining it as Anonymously Me when he wrote that statement.

He signed it Anonymously Me, so I know he was at least attempting to be thorough and impartial about the subject.

He declared it a work of Anonymously Me so I know he is aware that their is limits to unbiased statements.

Anonymously Me by Nevera Nony Mouslyme January 17, 2011

Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality 

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.

A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!

Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality by Catholic devil April 25, 2009

alternative anonymous meetings 

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.

One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.

alternative anonymous meetings by QuacksO July 12, 2019