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The annoying friend is usually the shortest friend and their name starts with “e” also know as the TSAF -that annoying short friend- but although they are the TSAF they are also really funny nice and pretty so it balances out (:

“ Ellie is definitely the annoying friend hahahahaha jk ..... ROWLING”

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annoying friend

The annoying friend is usually the shortest friend in the group and there names start with the letter “e”.
Often referred to as tsaf (that short annoying friend) although they are the tsaf they are most likely to be friends with the coolest person ever to balance out the in deference’s

“Omg Ellie is definitely the Annoying friend in our group”

annoying friend by Lula_ellie_delilah_koolkidz132 October 11, 2020

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Roast annoying friend November

The month of November to roast your annoying friend who is a bitch

“Guess what Friend?”

“What?”

“It’s roast annoying friend November and I think you are quite annoying”

“FUCK”

“It’s the month where I get to roast you all day and all month”

Roast annoying friend November by Hollow Spirit November 15, 2022

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National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day by whathemango September 27, 2021

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National throw your annoying short friend day

Yes Adil we are talking about you- October 22 xx

hahahahaha national throw your annoying short friend day

National throw your annoying short friend day by Shahsk October 21, 2020

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National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying

“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid

National Annoying White Friend Day by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022

annoying freind

The guy who ruins your life and makes you hate life.

hey stop being annoying freind.

annoying freind by moomoogoaty January 11, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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