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Ankle Scrunchie

A scrunchie, or scrunchie's, worn around the ankle that is meant as a sign of disrespect to modern VSCO culture. It is counted as disrespectful because of the close proximity to the foot, which is generally a stinky body part.

One could also wipe their heiny with a scrunchie thus showing disrespect, but would be very uncomfortable.
Joe: "Hey Kyle why are you wearing ankle scrunchies?"

Kyle: "To really stick it to the VSCO girls and Candy Ken! They're right next to me smelly ooo stinky stinky feet!"

Joe: "Tight, Ima go cop some ankle scrunchies too! Screw you VSCO girls!"
Ankle Scrunchie by Slippery Loofa October 22, 2019
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