Anilytical

Describes a mindset focused on finding the simplest, easiest way to solve a problem or complete a task, often by minimizing effort without sacrificing results.

Instead of writing a 10-page report, Dave just made a 1-page summary that got the point across—classic anilytical move.

Anilytical by straightline October 10, 2024

analytical chemistry 

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.

1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.

analytical chemistry by Skeez Adams September 19, 2008

Analythical 

Portmanteau of analytical and mythical. Investigation that everyone agrees needs to be done, but nobody ever gets around to doing.

Director: "What do you mean the product bombed? Didn't we do any market research?"

Marketing: "Well, in the end the research was all a bit analythical"

Analythical by cfm2 December 13, 2012

analytical chemistry 

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

analytical chemistry by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

analytical 

a motherfucker that has details of every thang !

Paul : I updated the computer while fixing it for you

Barbra: Thanks to your analytical skills my computer is twice as fast !

analytical by #AH July 5, 2017

asslytical 

being an asshole

Hey man, stop being so asslytical!

asslytical by RockStarLaw November 2, 2021

Analitical Knowledge 

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

Analitical Knowledge by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015