Angism 

A very obscure reference that only one or two other people ever comprehend.

"Your fluff friend looks especially suscept tonight."
"What the hell are you talking about? Thats a total Angism."

Angism by P. M. July 17, 2006

Angism 

The feeling that you may be on the spectrum

I feel an angism coming on

Angism by Dictionary Barbie December 17, 2023

angasm 

the opposite of an orgasm; a feeling of extreme displeasure

Shaun was so stressed out about Todd's new urban dictionary words that he had an angasm.

angasm by Todd Lower September 15, 2004

anismism 

1) a school of thought which runs contrary to ismism.
2) a school of thought which runs contrary to the school of thought that schools of thought need labels.

Note: Implicit in anismism is a self-referential recursive paradox, however anismists don't think in absolutes and don't dwell on irresolvable paradox so it isn't really a problem.

Also: anismist - a subscriber to the idea of anismism
anistist - one who is against people who are for things.

Possible abbreviated forms: anism, anist

1) Spiritualism and Atheism are both equally irritating for much of the same reasons. Both are philosophical masturbation with no other practical purpose, thus I instead subscribe to anismism.

2) I find anyone who rigidly defines themselves by a philosophy which contains unprovable assumptions irritating. I am an anistist.

3) It would be an anist's wet dream dip Richard Dawkins and Bruce Chapman in a vat of personal lubricant and then lock them both in the same room.

anismism by Anismist September 14, 2011

Angasm 

The peak of moral depression, characterized by strong feelings of displeasure and by a series of involuntary outcries and/or squeals.
Quite frankly the opposite of an orgasm.

Noah had an angasm yesturday after making an introspection of his love life.

Angasm by Comrade Karl September 25, 2005

antismart 

Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.

Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.

A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.

Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.

Jojo isn't stupid, he's very antismart.

antismart by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010

angasm 

Physical and psychological apex of negative emotion.

The mess created by the Congressman's angasm was truly a source of controversy and ridicule.

angasm by Dan Rosenberry January 5, 2005