A Typical Andy, is someone who is just not having any luck. Someone who goes about their day to day minding their own business and through no fault of their own things just don't go their way. Someone can have a Typical Andy incident or if they are really unlucky they can be having a Typical Andy day.
Someone walks past and spills a tray of drinks all over you. You may be falsely accused of something that leads to confrontation or perhaps a wardrobe malfunction on the way to an important event. You have just had a Typical Andy moment.
*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****
*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****
A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.
A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.
*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****
To Andy someone is to invite an individual to a conference bridge without notifying them first. In most cases the recipient will be caught off-guard and be completely unaware of the purpose of the meeting.
This term is most effective when Andy'ing an individual by the name of Andy.
I was in the middle of a presentation when I was Andy'd to a conference bridge unexpectedly.
A sweet girl who likes nuts in their chocolate. Take care of your Andini, for they're gentle back and will give good love. But love can also be a problem. Andini will love you even if you don’t love them, so make sure your Andini is taken care of and you don’t become a toxic friend!
A badass Vietnamese-American martial artist, tricker, filmmaker and stuntman from the YouTube channel MartialClub. He's most well known for his kicks which are clean af and isn't afraid to drill his tricks to perfection even if it means to death. He is 2 years older than his brother, Brian Le, who shares the same passion as him equally as hard.
"Dude you ready for training?"
"Hell yeah I am so going to Andy Le the crap out of my kicks"
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*