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Andy Tifa 

Male (pronouns) member of the totally non-existent, nonviolent and generally wholesome, healthy group, ANTIFA.

Andy Tina's train relentlessly to be in optimum physical health, so they can exert their dominance in the field of battle/mostly peaceful protests. Which "don't exist - Joe Biden". Getting up at the crack of lunchtime, AT's begin training in earnest.

Lifting the bong for reps, AT's increase the intensity by expelling oxygen via conversations about White Supremes and how the evil capitalist corporatist elites have their knee on his neck.

All the training in the capitalist world won't help you, if your diet isn't up to scratch. So after, AT's indulge in a hearty meal of lawn trimmings, dessicated acai berries and a spoon of purest soy to keep their testosterone level at peak minimum.

Then it's on to flexing those brain muscles. 2 hrs of reading Communist literature and drawing bad hentai ensures continual decline in all areas of life.
Chad: Are you....OK?
Andy Tifa: Yeah mayun, it's just... this corporate oppressive societal structure of oppression is crushing everything, we NEED to give the means of production to the people.
Chad: ...how did you just ejaculate?
Andy Tifa by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
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