analcrack

my fancy, scientific word for buttcrack.

You can see that guys analcrack.

by rockinXtheworldX January 14, 2007

analcrat

A leader who governs from his or her anus

"That Donald Trump is such an analcrat!"

by MitchHells February 3, 2019

Analcraniotomy

To have your head removed from your ass!

That guy is so stupid he needs an analcraniotomy!

by Tr0ubled November 7, 2008

analcake

This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.

"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."

by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005

Anticrack

Something that spoils something else

"That fight that started was pure anticrack"

by K4bsie October 1, 2008

analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

by miguel May 13, 2005

Analracnidphobia

The fear of while you are taking a shit you have the feeling a spider will crawl from under your toilet seat or anywhere inside the toilet and bite you on the asshole, usually prompting you to flush once or even twice before you sit down to shit.

"I was in the mall and had to use the public restroom but analracnidphobia hit me and I had to flush twice before sitting down."

by Redpeppuh October 23, 2012