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anal bifida 

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.
She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!
anal bifida by rod sewert September 2, 2010
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Anal bifida 

A healthy treat.
Also paralized or lack of anal canel.
Also too much anal sex from oversized ramrods resulting in internal heamorrage.
An all round ass pounding.
Charley forced his gigantic RAMROD up by bottom yesterday, Twas great!

Alex missed my sniz and plugd my arse, total anal bifida.
Anal bifida by Alex,Nicole January 18, 2009

anal bifida 

nasty smelly white discharge (not feces) from the anus
my cat anal bifida(ed) all over my bed! It stunk!
anal bifida by peanut24476 August 14, 2008

anal bifida 

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out it makes her butthole pucker out
man i was at this party lastnite and i had sex with this chick so hard i gave her anal bifida
anal bifida by koffin robber August 17, 2010

Anal bifida 

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in
Hey what's up matt you anal bifida
Anal bifida by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019

analbifita 

Analbifita is when a person has a crooked or oblong butt-hole.
Often analbifita is caused from repeated anal sex without lube resulting in massive stretching or dislocation of ass-hole.
analbifita by dude6135 November 12, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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