analbifita Share definition Flag Analbifita is when a person has a crooked or oblong butt-hole. Often analbifita is caused from repeated anal sex without lube resulting in massive stretching or dislocation of ass-hole. analbifita by dude6135 November 12, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the analbifita mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch