Anal Noobage 

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

Analboobage 

When somebody has hairy ugly boobs that can be compared to a mans hairy ass

The woman never got "any" because of her crippling analboobage.

Analboobage by Stupid freaking definitions October 27, 2016