Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

Gas Station Anal Beads by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

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anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

anal gasp by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

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analgasm

An orgasm during anal penetration that originates in the center of the body and radiates throughout every nerve ending, creating a full-body orgasm lasting (but not limited to) up to 10 minutes. Though rare (like a unicorn, or a happily married couple), the analgasm is life altering and often sought after by sexual connoisseurs eager to please (or torture) their partners by sending them into an alternate reality that feels like a Dr. Suess movie, where good is bad and bad is good, up is down, and cats wear hats.

"She didn't know whether to laugh or cry during her incredibly long analgasm, but he was quite proud, either way."

analgasm by Knky Fukry May 27, 2018

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analgasm

an orgasm brought on by anal sex. Particularly rare in man/woman relations.

I was banging the shit out of her ass, and she had an analgasm... I was all like, ohhh yeah, I play it off legit!

analgasm by rumplstilskin, and I'm a meanie November 15, 2004

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Analgasm

An orgasm that happens through the totally rad stimulation of one's anus.

Tom: Nah, she's not your typical church girl. She actually had an analgasm, last night.

Analgasm by Lepidopteran October 4, 2008

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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