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Anal Crack
The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.
1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!
2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!
2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!
Anal Crack by n es November 6, 2010
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anal cracking
Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
anal cracking by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
Anal Crackers
The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
Anal Crackers by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014
Frosted Anal Cracker
A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
Frosted Anal Cracker by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018
Anal bum crackers
when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.
Anal bum crackers by Jesse Millar April 30, 2005
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analcrack by rockinXtheworldX January 14, 2007
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