american freedom

a land full of guns, mcdonalds, patriots, and hella lot freedom.

*eagle screeches in background*
Guy: yep, that’s American freedom.

american freedom by agoddamnfuckingpatriot January 23, 2018

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American freedom

The freedom that allows an individual to spread harmful misinformation (e.g. plandemic, anti-vax, etc...), but go to school with a bullet-proof backpack later.

Person: Ahh yes America, the land of the American freedom.

American freedom by TheDefinitionsMagician July 30, 2020

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american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

american freedom by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023

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Operation American Freedom

(n) November 2, 2004

The first objective of Operation American Freedom is to oust the Bush regime.

Operation American Freedom by fduck July 21, 2004

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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