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American Shit 

"American shit"
Is used by most Germans to insult the way Americans do things.
such as, you may have heard the phrase

"Whats this American tv shit?"

such as when Animal face off hit animal planets tv network.

"What a kind of american TV shit....
A caribian marine shark from vs a hippo from Africa.

*with animation of them fighting*
the following comment was added
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A freshwater african hippo visit a caribian marine shark!

Must live in AMERICA to believe, that the world is so small and simple! "
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Al tho its not just the Germans who post statements like this.
it is also the middle east,Poland,Netherlands,iraq,china,Vietnam,Argentina, and partly the United Kingdom

The term is most used when something incredibly stupid is done by a American.
Hank: dude i just sent you a link to my new video.

Suffery: Whats this stupid American shit?

Hank: its not stupid.

Suffery: you lit a firecracker in your mouth and it blew up..

Hank: got bored..

Suffery: Ugh stupid Americans.
American Shit by Suffery July 5, 2009
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american shit 

this is all kind of things that come from america like some movies.
dude1: what do you watching,guy?

dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!

dude1: it's more just!
american shit by skhal September 1, 2009

All American Shit 

A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
All American Shit by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

oh shit im so american 

when one has to much democracy, freedom, and diabetes.
Guy 1: So I voted last night, watched a rerun of the Address to the Nation while eating some 10 cheese chili and nachos. oh shit im so american

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

American Shithead 

Now an even more commonly used nickname given to American travelers, thanks to 45’s stellar international reputation.
That loudmouth over there is probably just another entitled, gunslinging American Shithead.

American shitbox 

Any American made vehicle . Typically decorated with flag stickers and buy American decals to indicate a complete lack of global sourcing knowledge. An American shitbox typically contains less us sourced content than a Toyota or nissan. Typically American shitboxes cost substantially more than the trailer they are parked in front of when new and drop in value rapidly.
Bring me my jumper cables, I'm going to fire up this American shitbox
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