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American idle 

(1) A couch potato who can get off only by watching judges diss a singa.

(2) What happens while you gass in your new Hummer at ZERO MPG, sitting out a gas station traffic jam, waiting for oil to fall back under $6.66/gallon.

(3) What happened in the oval office when Dubya was prez.
That lazy ass ain't no dawg, he just gass himself with bean dip till he the next American idle. Kaboom!
American idle by Soylent Blue August 25, 2008

American Idle 

When someone sits idling at a green light while singing along to their radio. Originally coined by Buster-Ass Marcus of the Donkey Show in Eugene, OR.
"Oh man! I was so into that song, I just American Idled everyone behind me for 3 lights!"
American Idle by Alcranky November 10, 2009

American idlewild fans 

People who wish they were Scottish
I like Idlewild and want to move to Scotland