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American idle 

(1) A couch potato who can get off only by watching judges diss a singa.

(2) What happens while you gass in your new Hummer at ZERO MPG, sitting out a gas station traffic jam, waiting for oil to fall back under $6.66/gallon.

(3) What happened in the oval office when Dubya was prez.
That lazy ass ain't no dawg, he just gass himself with bean dip till he the next American idle. Kaboom!
American idle by Soylent Blue August 25, 2008

American Idle 

When someone sits idling at a green light while singing along to their radio. Originally coined by Buster-Ass Marcus of the Donkey Show in Eugene, OR.
"Oh man! I was so into that song, I just American Idled everyone behind me for 3 lights!"
American Idle by Alcranky November 10, 2009

American idlewild fans 

People who wish they were Scottish
I like Idlewild and want to move to Scotland
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026