America Online 

Slowest Internet access EVER!

AOL- Slow As Hell

America Online by RatchetBoo October 8, 2003

America Online 

1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.

"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"

America Online by Chris May 16, 2004

America Online 

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

America Online by zip April 24, 2005

america online 

America Online is a Program that allows you to go online, BUT, their high ass prices and slow ass internet access suck!

AOL made my computer crash!!!

america online by Rockerone April 17, 2004

america online 

The spawn of satan. It is said that it was created in the searing depths of of hell by nazis and an old european guy who never wears pants.

Boycott america online, lest thee be shot and buried in ye olde ditch.

america online by cerealtitties January 11, 2006

america online 

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

america online by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004

America Online 

(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience

by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.

America Online by Unchain November 1, 2004