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Ambien Sex 

When one can't come up with a good excuse for cheating on their spouse or significiant other.
"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."

"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
Ambien Sex by pinnacle899 March 26, 2010

Ambien Sex 

1. Taking Ambien before sex to forget who you were with the next day.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
Ambien Sex. eg. Waking up next to Tiger Woods with you ass hurting and seeing that he has a big smile on his face, and a empty bottle of Ambien in your hand.
Ambien Sex by JohnnyTwoshoes31 August 18, 2010

ambiendextrous 

able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.

Ambien (sleeping medication)+dexterous(skillful)
Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!
ambiendextrous by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026