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Alyssandra 

One of the most badass people you will ever meet, yet she has a great ability to be kind and compassionate. But if you fuck with her, y'alls gon' get fucked.
Person A: "Bro, you see that girl over there?"
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."
Alyssandra by bombassmofo December 6, 2010

alyssandra 

A beauiful girl that gets all the guys. Defender of man kind
Alyssandra is my new girlfreind she is so hot
alyssandra by Loulou13 May 9, 2018
Holding a packed bowl or other smoking apparatus for a prolonged period of time. Usually occurs while the individual is conversing and is oblivious to what is in their hand.
Josh (with bowl in hand): Hey guys! You'll never guess what happened to me yesterday. I was walking to the National Zoo with Mary and Christina, and they decided to run to the koalas while....

Frank: Yo dude! Stop elyssaing and pass the bowl already.
Elyssaing by Jlover3456 May 1, 2010

alyssaispoggersv 

a very pog person that i found on tiktok :)
i follow alyssaispoggersv on tiktok i’m a very cool person
alyssaispoggersv by x_poggirl11 October 16, 2021

Alyssanne 

sweet girl with a fire inside of her heart. she loves hard but hates harder so when you have one of those be careful. she’s impulsive but super fun to be around. she’s also the life of the party!
let’s invite Alyssanne to the party l, it’s not gonna be the same if she isn’t there.
Alyssanne by boooooyha November 23, 2021

alyssa+gambit 

one of the grossest and naughtiest couples you will ever meet. in person they are innocent but wait until they are behind closed doors especially at gambits house.
alyssa+gambit or mr and mrs naughty
boy 1: I heard alyssa sucked off gambit at the movies

boy 2: well i heard they did it at his house
alyssa+gambit by urmom.com.org December 15, 2021