Alyssa A

A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.

Example:

A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.

A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does

by Preraksoni December 19, 2021

Alyssa (a-lees-a)

A girl who is tall and skinny who is supposedly really pretty and can be bitchy at times, but will never ever let you down. She is the most loyal friend you could ever have-but don't you dare get on her bad side. She may be scrawny, but she can break you in two if you press her too much.
She is gorgeous with black hair and green eyes-she's usually seen wearing a hoodie (skeleton on front ;D) and flared jeans. She's a Vans person.

Name based off of the uncommon name Alyss

"Alyssia!"
"no. Alyssa (a-lees-a)"

"That girl--she's... soo.. she's such an Alyssa"
"I know, right?

by WHY NOT ARRGHGHHH~~~ yep, me October 10, 2011

Alyss (a-lee-ss)

someone you just can't simply live with out. Crazy, but a loveable crazy.

Alyss (a-lee-ss) is a different yet unique name for a girl.

by bright red February 3, 2010

the alyssa alibi

the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.

chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.

by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011

Alyssa and Bryce

what true best friends are. they are always there for each other and by each other's side. stay up all night talking about aliens and making videos. they may live 45minutes away, but they still keep in touch. they amaze each other in every way. distance shouldn't matter. best friends forever.

"Hey! Did you see Alyssa and Bryce today?"
"Yeah! Those best friends are so close! Let's be like them."

by blackbelt.08 January 17, 2010

Alyssa Andrew

That strange girl who sits in the back, is unpredictable, talks with a sarcastic connotation and changes the subject to any random statement to distract from disturbing and confronting situations. Lives for animals.

"Alyssa Andrew?" no response.
"Alyssa!" peer gestures to Alyssa
"What?" Alyssa asks confused.
"I'm doing roll call".

by Lalalissy December 17, 2011

alyssa and sydney

bad people, not nice, evil. will murder.

Man, I don't like them, they are like Alyssa and Sydney.

by psuedjsyn May 10, 2017