Alysaurus Rex 

A midget-sized, sarcasm spewing, merp-lipping creature that thrives in cold environments and can be easily tamed with vodka. Earn it’s love and affection by sharing some grass with it. It’s arms might be short, but it makes up for that with sexy dinosaur thighs. An essential creature that SHOULD be present in your life!

That Alysaurus Rex has bootyful thighs! What the bjork?!

Alysaurus Rex by JiyaLikesThighs December 1, 2018

Puke-asaurus rex 

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.

"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."

Puke-asaurus rex by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

hate-asaurus rex 

The extreme version of a hater

Someone who dislikes everything and everyone and constantly voices his criticism of everything/everyone. This person is often angry with others for offending him in some way and his CONSTANT griping will mark him as a "hate-asaurus rex" rather than merely a "hater." Additionally, a hate-asaurus rex typically calls other people "haters" in an effort to disguise his "hater" comments.

Anthony: Stop being mean to me; you are such a hater! Why'd you change..you don't look good in shorts OR skirts! (...and this type of person would keep complaining...)

Gina: Hey! Stop being such a hate-asaurus rex!

hate-asaurus rex by newjerseyhater June 25, 2009

Ho-asaurus Rex 

one who obtains herpes from various sources in various parts of his body and insists on sticking said body parts into food, socks, other people, etc...

Gabe quit leaving your herpes everywhere! you're such a ho-asaurus rex!

Ho-asaurus Rex by tehpimptastic1 December 28, 2008

bush asaurus rex 

it is to desribe a girl that walks like a dinosore or has a hop in there step and that has a huge bush that is out of controll

look at that bush asaurus rex run

bush asaurus rex by vindogy July 25, 2011

suck-asaurus-rex 

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.

What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!

suck-asaurus-rex by FigNasty November 5, 2010

Moni-rex-asaurus 

A term to define an short girl with a large ass, pig nose and short, stubby arms. She runs like a raptor, and when she stops moving the smell of ass moves in for it's silent but deadly kill. This girl will also have a large, large, gianormous vagina. It will be so large/loose that when you stick 3 fingers to a fist insider her vagina and she will not even know it is there.

Boy: "OMG, Look at that girl with the big ass, short stubby arms, and the pig nose that runs like a raptor."

Girl: "That's a Moni-rex-asaurus"

Boy: "Do you smell ass?"

Moni-rex-asaurus by Tokin' Gay Dude May 29, 2010