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A midget-sized, sarcasm spewing, merp-lipping creature that thrives in cold environments and can be easily tamed with vodka. Earn it’s love and affection by sharing some grass with it. It’s arms might be short, but it makes up for that with sexy dinosaur thighs. An essential creature that SHOULD be present in your life!
That Alysaurus Rex has bootyful thighs! What the bjork?!
by JiyaLikesThighs December 01, 2018
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