A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really
popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as
fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first
14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (
87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really
shitty or the best theme park you will
set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the
operator looked like the tip of a chode and
took 3 minutes to
set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”