Definitions by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken

sh1bbleton

Not so popular tiktoker

“I watched one of sh1bbletons videos”

“Who is sh1bbleton”

sh1bbleton by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken September 4, 2023

Alton Towers 

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

Alton Towers by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

Ruby Birthday 

A Ruby Birthday is when you are the same age as the time you were born.

Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”

Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”

Ruby Birthday by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

chai AI 

For sick fucks who got bored of the hub and adventured to the play store (or app store) to pop a wank to an AI pregnant dinosaur

Incel: I went on Chai AI Today!

Normal person: your such a spoon mate

chai AI by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 3, 2023

angryginge13 

Popular streamer/Youtuber that will rage because someone is within 3 inches of his fucking exhaust pipe in a GTA 5 Race.

angryginge13: GET AWAY FROM MY CAR YOU OBESE CUNT

Fan that done nothing: (what the actual fuck)

angryginge13 by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 3, 2023

hexahydrocannibanol 

I don’t know some fucking altered Tetrahydrocannibanol thing, made by shooting hydrogen atoms from a pea shooter in PvZ to the THC, pretty crazy. Also illegal.

Stoner 1 “can i borrow some of your hexahydrocannibanol strain?

Stoner 2 “minecraft.”

Stoner 1 “you little fucker you’ve smoked all of that shit you little gimp”

Stoner 2 “on god bro”

Stoner 1 “go fuck yourself.”

hexahydrocannibanol by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken May 24, 2023