Alterextion 

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

Alterextion by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

alterception 

Alterception is where we unconsciously perceive things and like/dislike them because of what they stand for and in turn affects our perception of things in many different ways.

For example, let’s say Mai liked Britney Spears. And Britney released a new song, in Mai’s eyes the song is perceived to be ‘awesome’ merely based on the fact that it’s sung by Britney Spears. Even if the song is actually quite terrible her Alterception would result in Mai liking the song regardless of its quality.
Another example of Alterception is the state of being in so called ‘love’. Michelle has a crush on Peter; in Michelle’s eyes Peter looks so cute in his uniform. Even though everyone in the same school as Peter wears the same uniform it appeals to Michelle more due to the fact that Peter is wearing it. Therefore supporting the claim of liking/disliking things based on its value (what it stands for) in Alterception. Michelle’s crush for Peter also results in her altered perception of his actions. Peter’s ‘quirks’ would become more evident to Michelle and her liking for them increases. “When Peter says goodnight it’s so sweet!’ unbeknownst to Michelle that Peter says goodnight the same way most people do.
Everyday examples can be seen such as advertisements. Companies tend to use well known models to advertise their products. These models are well perceived in people’s eyes and in turn draw a wider audience. Let’s say you see a Nike advertisement for a new pair of shoes which David Beckham is promoting. Because David Beckham is renowned for his skill, people would believe that wearing the same shoes as David Beckham would result in their skill actually improving.

alterception by alterception March 25, 2009

altercation 

School term for a fight.

He was suspended for an altercation with another student.

altercation by Ian2 June 29, 2007

altercationsaurus 

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.

The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!

altercationsaurus by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010

altercation 

a term used by the 6pm local news reporters to differentiate a fight amongst blacks and a fight amongst whites.....

"witnesses say that an altercation took place outside Popeye's Chicken on n.e 14th st in Overtown, just north of downtown Miami, when the manager of the establishment accused Lebron of soliciting customers to refill his foughty bottle with 0range flavored High C from the drink dispenser."

"u/m students jeffery frasier and mark wallingford got into a brawl when wallingfords ex girlfriend Marie Relva admitted that she barked like a bitch when when frasier banged her in the booty"

altercation by Stereotypically Correct April 4, 2016

altercation 

a word black people on Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown love to use in place of the shorter word: fight often used multiple times in a very short period of time. also accompanied by use of the word incarceration

well uh, Judgejobrown... it was a previous altercation that resulted in the justification of my incarceration.

altercation by wtsuck June 19, 2008

Altercation 

A super kiss-ass way to down-play the word "Fight"
commonly used by people in denial

"Dude, I heard you chased your girlfriend out of the house calling her a whore and then punched her in the face"
"No dude. We just got into a little altercation

Altercation by MyDadIsADoucheBag October 28, 2009