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Altania is a country on the planet of Zwamsia. It is the first controlled country on the planet. Altania is ruled by a King that goes by the name of King Altanin. The main Land of Altania is on Zwamsia and it is made of 19 diffrent districts, Gemo-District 1, Rancher-District 2, Altania City-District 3, Extraction-District 4, Grooval-District 5, Devisment-District 6, Solderment-District 7, Indurtriment-District 8, Millington-District 9, Distation-District 10, Military-District 11, Capital-District 12, Trialtation-District 13, Hearthment-District 14, Warption-District 15, Mastery Creations-District 16, GDA Grounds-District 17, Government Grounds-District 18, and Joy-District 19. Altania has also created future technology like the Frequency Manipulator, Singularity canons, and gem technology.
I want to travel to the country of Altania some day.
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She Comes from the Greek god Poseidon and Artemis. That is why she loves rain and behaves like a wild animal. To stay fit she eats Burritos and cuddles with dogs. She is very nice and affectionate. Being from Artemis she is very beautiful too.
You are very beautiful, are you Altania?
Altania by Flip. May 8, 2018

Kanye Albania 

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile
Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.
-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

Albanian Day 

In this day (09/03/2022) every country of the Earth have to pray for Albania, no matter what.
Albanian Day
STRONG ALBANIA UP! 💪🇦🇱🆙
Albanian Day by Skele00 March 8, 2022

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Albanian Shit

A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.
Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.
Albanian Shit by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022