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Alpheaus 

Behaving useless, senseless and foolish

antonym ;
wisdom
Yuck! he is an alpheaus

Benard stop being an alpheaus
Alpheaus by mhad virus May 16, 2019
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1. Greek river-God

Alpheus, also known as Alpheios (Ancient Greek: Ἀλφειός, meaning "whitish"), was in Greek mythology a river (the modern Alfeios River) and river-god.

2. River

Alpheus was also the river which Hercules, in the fifth of his labours, re-routed in order to clean the filth from the Augean Stables in a single day, a task which had been presumed to be impossible.

3. Species of shrimp

Alpheus is a genus of snapping shrimp of the family Alpheidae. This genus contains in excess of 250 species, making this the most species-rich genus of shrimp. Like other snapping shrimp, the claws of Alpheus are asymmetrical, with one of the claws enlarged for making a popping noise.

4. A learned chief/A capable person
His name is Alpheus and true to his name, he leads an army of thousands.
Alpheus by Suehpla August 27, 2011

Alphaeus 

handsome, pretty, more handsome than Rober Downey Junior
Alphaeus is hot
Alphaeus by Sigma identifier #2 February 28, 2024
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