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Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.
Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*
by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019
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