Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.

So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart

by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016

alphasmart

a word processor, usually found in schools. it helps kids write if they have trouble, they can type it.

Dan- Hey Jenny. Guess what? I'm getting an Alphasmart Neo tomarrow! How awesome right!

Jenny- Yeah! Hey can you loan it to me?

Dan- No way in pingas underwear! Im the only one in the fifth grade who has one!

Jenny- Asshole

by Pingas underwaer! November 23, 2009