Definitions by IAmTheGayGod
Alpha Shart
When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
Alpha Shart by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
Gravytaint
The act of taking a guy's asshole and pouring steamy got gravy in it and just watching s it majestically drips down his taint and onto his balls
Gravytaint by IAmTheGayGod November 30, 2016