IAmTheGayGod's definitions

Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.

So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart

by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016

Gravytaint

The act of taking a guy's asshole and pouring steamy got gravy in it and just watching s it majestically drips down his taint and onto his balls

Damn, You know what hurts? When someone Gravytaints you!

by IAmTheGayGod November 30, 2016