Almish Sex

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Sex when you wear a sheet like a ghost and consummate. Very unsatisfactory to the female.

Dude you wanna try some almish sex

Almish Sex by Rem8808 October 25, 2020

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Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.

Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.

Amish Sex by SweetV January 26, 2010

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amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

amish sex by Yokii December 7, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026