Allsopp 

The act of pouring 563 grams baking soda in your ass then adding a whole bottle of vinegar so you can feel the sensation of bubbles in your ass, this is all for sexual pleasure

I can’t wait to get off work so I can Allsopp

Allsopp by I_heart_scandurraing69420 March 28, 2022

Allsopp 

Is a term used to describe a an animal that has no common sense and strange genitalia.

My dog is an "Allsopp" because he has a small penis and chases his tail.

Allsopp by TonyOhOne December 6, 2013

Allsopp 

The act of pouring maple syrup onto your penis and proceeding to masterbate

“Mate I just had the best Allsopp of my life”

Allsopp by Peniscrusher July 20, 2021

Allsop 

Someone who is even tempered, reasonable and only wants a fair deal.

e.g. "That frightful barmaid has given me a short measure. I'd really rather like it allsoped, but she looks a bit pre-menstrual to me so maybe I won't add to her troubles on this occasion. But if she does it again I'll give her a jolly good Gorton - and then nick her wheels."

Allsop by Angie O'G-string May 10, 2004

Allsop 

Someone who is bad tempered mardy and cons people.

That barmaid has allsoped me pint, fill it up wetch.

Allsop by B Maid Tup May 10, 2004

Allsop 

Originally the name of a mousepad company, the name has later become adopted by a well-known unknown person. This well-known unknown person is known to not be known by most knowing people. Knowing is knowing not knowing, know what I mean?

I didn't see allsop today at the store.

I didn't see allsop today at the library.

I didn't see allsop anywhere.

Inaccurate:

I saw allsop

Allsop by bored April 29, 2004

alsoppy 

(adjective) To follow a course of action in a calculated and unemotive fashion.

He was alsoppy as he viewed her weaknesses and brought them to her attention.

alsoppy by jkay3 January 14, 2008