Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peniscrusher

Lindonism

The act of being very gay

“Oh my lord you committed a Lindonism”

The act of beating one’s girlfriend

“Did you hear perran just did a bates”

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An overweight female who’s back has bigger boobs than her chest

“Oh my god she has massive back tits, what a sketington”

The act of pouring maple syrup onto your penis and proceeding to masterbate

“Mate I just had the best Allsopp of my life”