Alleyway

a place where a man called sook offers his services to random people for money unless they are cam or Ded who don't have to pay

hey mitcher, do you want to visit the Alleyway today?

hey bruu your such a puss! do you fancy an Alleyway session?

ma bruu ken Alleyway?

by the expozer June 3, 2021

Alleyway

When a girl called Harpreet goes down the alleyway to have sexual relations with random guys!

Simone: uh yeah lets go down that alleyway
Lucy: yeah we can do a Harpreet

by Dildomus July 28, 2012

alleyway

A place that you get shot at | or drugs are sold at

Dad: Look its a alleyway
Child: So
Dad: you walk down one of these and you get shot
Shooter: pew pew

by Kill yourself0 April 10, 2024

alleyway pissing

Verb: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which one person thinks he or she is pissing in an alleyway, but is really pissing in the middle of their hallway.

Nate: Hey man, are you pissing in the middle of the hallway?

Eric: No....maybe.

Nate: Dude, you're alleyway pissing! Badoosh!

by JohnHinkleH! February 27, 2010

Alleyway hatchback

When you lift up a person's shirt in doggie style and it smells like trash, vomit, and piss.

Went to bang this degenerate and when i was gonna go doggie straight alleyway hatchback

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Alleyway vibes

Kissing a girl in a alleyway when she has a boyfriend

Hey, remember alleyway vibes?

by Zurgzy May 26, 2021

Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023