AllenBird

In Zimbabwe, a person who claims to be good at games, particularly Fifa, but is in fact, extremely horrible

-Don't be an AllenBird bro

-I thought your name was Albert, why you playing like AllenBird

AllenBird by B3ast01 November 30, 2021

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Allbirds

Allbirds are really comfortable shoes that everyone in Silicon Valley is wearing. People with Allbirds tend to be techy, and are always flying drones and filming technology related reviews on YouTube. When someone wears Allbirds, people comment saying, "Dude are those Allbirds?" and they respond, "Yeah, they're so comfortable" or something like that. When you wear Allbirds, it feels like your wearing a slipper and walking on clouds. Everyone now seems to have them, and they are becoming very popular. My advice, buy a pair.

Guy 1: "What shoes should I buy, ultra boosts or Allbirds?"
Guy 2: "Buy Allbirds, they are so comfortable, and with their new sweat-wicking material, you can wear them sockless!"

Allbirds by lilkirschy January 17, 2019

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Allentard

-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective

Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.

Allentard by dougharvey July 8, 2009