All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

by The Esq. December 9, 2010

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015