All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 05, 2015

All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

by The Esq. December 09, 2010