Alison Traffic Cone

A variation of the Slovakian Traffic Cone, wherein an individual, typically called Alison, shoves a traffic cone up your ass, no lube, and proceeds to screech like a banshee into it hoping for cave-like echos

Person 1: How did the meeting go?
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.

by SimpleText March 26, 2026