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Alifonso 

Is a very hot guy. He always looks serious. He has very good humor. He can manage to make you laugh at all times.He is cold around people he does not know.
Alifonso is so funny.
Alifonso by NotARealPerson_101 November 17, 2021
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karlo alfonso 

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

Alfonso Torres

Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.
dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores
Alfonso Torres by statsoffire December 7, 2010
King of Spain from 1886-1931
Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!
Alfonso by Prince Al November 24, 2007
he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men
Alfonso by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021
Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"
Alfonso by la_parisienne February 4, 2010
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Alfonso by tointypits November 23, 2021
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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