Alfredson

who's fucking name is alfredson lmao

Mom: I'm gonna name our son Alfredson

Dad: lmaoooo

by Carter Simpson July 4, 2019

Alfredo Loza

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.

1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."

by Hazmeen November 7, 2018

king alfreds

a school full of sketty slags and a few vEry fit boys in year 10 and a bunch of teachers who are massive cunts especially the art ones:)

i went to king alfreds now i live on the streets with my 9 kids doing crack

by yamomsahoebabes May 8, 2019

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

Alfredoed

When you bust into a chicks mouth and you throw in some parmesean cheese and oregano, then force her to swallow it.

Dude 1: Yo, How did you night with Chelsea from Yubo go?

Dude 2: Dude it was crazy, I didn’t expect her to suck dick so well so I gave her a little treat and Alfredoed her.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, I can’t believe you actually did that with her!

by Maxwell oats January 1, 2021

Alfredsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Alfreds

Person One: Hey, isn't that guy attractive?
Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.

by Someone who likes Alfreds May 15, 2013

Alfredo

He is fucking HILARIOUS! He will do or say anything just to make you laugh. He is most importantly, an amazing friend. He will NEVER want to see you sad or mad. If he sees you this way, he will go out of his way to change that. But don't let his niceness fool you. If you make him mad or mess with his friends.. ohhh you will be sorry. You will catch him blasting some tunes by most likely The Weeknd or some Travis Scott. You know yo are his homie when he starts to call you "dawg" or "foo." So if you come across an Alfredo, make sure to make him your best pal.

"What's up dawg?" Oh he is definitely an Alfredo

by KrazyK25 December 11, 2018