Alfalfing 

When your hair sticks up in the back when you have a cowlick.

Damn Adam was alfalfing so bad yesterday

Alfalfing by fabiater125 February 3, 2015

analfingulus 

Fingering the bumhole

'Dave performed great analfingulus on me last night'

analfingulus by my_footlong February 14, 2018

alfalfag 

An overly agressive vegan. They can be violent, and are often active.

A- Man, you wanna go to Carl's Burgers?
B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.

A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.

alfalfag by MeatMan7432795861 September 16, 2011

aFallingTurd

1. Deadly delicous, soft, warm and squishy.
2. Your worst nightmare in Call Of Duty, who hates

camping bitches and noob tubing fags.
3. Belives in unicorns. Also found out that every time you

you fart you kill a unicorn so hold them in.

You were killed by aFallingTurd.

aFallingTurd by aFallingTurd April 28, 2011