alfalfag 

An overly agressive vegan. They can be violent, and are often active.

A- Man, you wanna go to Carl's Burgers?
B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.

A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.

alfalfag by MeatMan7432795861 September 16, 2011

Alfalfa 

A tuft of hair that sticks up, e.g. after a night's sleep. All other hair is stuck down with either one strand or just a tuft of hair sticking up at the back of the head.

Alternative spelling - Alfalpha, Alphalpha, Alphalfa

"Check out Dave's alfalfa"

Alfalfa by Blaustifft August 5, 2008

Alfalfa Male 

A kind of fellow some ladies in search of an Alpha male may end up with.
The key distinction here is that instead of being the man's man they were looking for (charming, confident and entertaining), deep inside he's fundamentally still a kid whom:

1) is capable to ending up in trouble for doing shit as dumb as hell.

2) hangs out with equally maladjusted, immature friends.

3) may often show more interest in shit like Wrestlemania on TV, playing videogames and fidgeting idiotic apps than in an actual night out with his woman.

From the character of the old TV Series "The Little Rascals", a.k.a "Our Gang".

Woman1: "How's Sheena? I heard she got a new BF..."

Woman2: "Yeah, whom she tended to saturday night at the ER after he opened his forehead on a tree branch by riding stolen bicycles pissed drunk with his friends. Got picked up by the cops and they had to give him ten stitches".

Woman1: "Wow, I thought she needed her Alpha male..."

Woman2: "Yup she did, and she ended up with her Alfalfa male. He's 37, by the way".

Woman1: (eye-rolling)

Alfalfa Male by Parcerito July 14, 2011

alfalfa farmer 

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

alfalfa farmer by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

Alfalfa King 

A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.

The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.

Alfalfa King by thebongghitter June 29, 2011

alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved

"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe

alfalfa munch by Big Bad Billy March 14, 2007

Alfalfa male 

A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.

Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.

Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!

Alfalfa male by Daveaflav May 19, 2014