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Alexander Skarsgard 

1. Swedish actor, son of Stellan Skarsgard
2. The definition of male perfection
3. The actor that portrays Eric Northman in HBO series True Blood
4. Voted 5 times the sexiest man in Sweden
5. Known to his fans as Askars.
6. He likes to wear cardigans, also known as skardigans.
7. He was "Iceman" Colbert in Generation Kill
There is a photo of Alexander Skarsgard wearing a skardigan. The man is sex on a stick!
Alexander Skarsgard by svmaddict February 14, 2010
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Alexander Skarsgård 

Son of a swedish actor. Heir of a name and 'typical swedish look' started a career as pretty boy and was voted sexiest man in Sweden.

Grew older and no longer could be a teen idol, so after beef-up and get caps on his teeth, he tried and tried till he was cast in an American series.

ASkars presented himself as a crafty actor, but fans discovered he was another famewhore in LA.

You can see him in True Blood, HBO series about horny vampires.
Alexander Skarsgård is known as ASkars.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!!!"
Alexander Skarsgård by SvenMocha January 24, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016