Alexander Skarsgard

1. Swedish actor, son of Stellan Skarsgard
2. The definition of male perfection
3. The actor that portrays Eric Northman in HBO series True Blood
4. Voted 5 times the sexiest man in Sweden
5. Known to his fans as Askars.
6. He likes to wear cardigans, also known as skardigans.
7. He was "Iceman" Colbert in Generation Kill

There is a photo of Alexander Skarsgard wearing a skardigan. The man is sex on a stick!

Alexander Skarsgard by svmaddict February 14, 2010

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Alexander Skarsgård

Son of a swedish actor. Heir of a name and 'typical swedish look' started a career as pretty boy and was voted sexiest man in Sweden.

Grew older and no longer could be a teen idol, so after beef-up and get caps on his teeth, he tried and tried till he was cast in an American series.

ASkars presented himself as a crafty actor, but fans discovered he was another famewhore in LA.

You can see him in True Blood, HBO series about horny vampires.

Alexander Skarsgård is known as ASkars.

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Alexander Skarsgård by SvenMocha January 24, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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